Anonymous asked:
I'm sure you will to :) you seem to like her alot




wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin)

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Anonymous asked:
do you think you'll ever meet juicy-cloture

I’m sure i will one day 





I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 


kawaiislumlord replied to your post “what’s good pussy”

That’s just mean

people have no manners these days 




French fries in a milkshake is gross and bad and you should feel gross and bad

*blocked and reported*

Like who hurt you and made you think this way?

i swear i hate narcissists. I know i’m one but damn some of y’all act like your word on shit is the final say so on a topic like people give a fuck about your opinion. 

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this gif is great